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Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
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Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Hollow Knight Meme
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.