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I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?

They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!

My friends: Hi to my little friend!

Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).

What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.

You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."