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What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.

Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe

Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?

Because he needs to pick your balls

jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

What did the cow say to its udders? Hi

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray”

what does a cow say moo

I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

A teacher says “if you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars how much do you have” Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front but the teacher called on her anyway. The girl said. “ My parents left me so I would have one dollar.”