Skeleton's Dismissal

This is a pun because it plays on the double meaning of the word "dead." When someone says "you're dead to me", it means they're cutting off contact or pretending the person doesn't exist anymore. The skeleton is literally dead, making the phrase extra funny.

• Skeleton
• Death
• Dead
• Relationship
• Anatomy
• Other skeleton

• Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
• I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
• What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?