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Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)