Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
