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What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
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What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.