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My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?

"My bum hurts."

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."