The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Pete's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about mixing two things that definitely don't belong together: a friendly pizza place and a serious abortion clinic. The punchline? Let's just say it involves what happens to the "product" of the abortion clinic. It ain't pretty, which is exactly why it's supposed to be funny in a messed-up way. And you, my friend, probably order pineapple on your pizza, so your sense of humor is already questionable.