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Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met