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What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
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What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!