Say jokes

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

What did the knife say to the other knife?

"Knife to meet you."

What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?

"Here's the beef of the week!"

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”