What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about skeletons, right? Skeletons don't have skin, they just have bones. The joke plays on words like "humerus" (a bone in your arm) and "heartless" (because skeletons don't have a heart). It's funny because it's both true and kinda dark, like your coffee. Also, I bet you have never had any guts to tell anyone anything, you are probably a coward.
Heheh
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