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When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."