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What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
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I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.