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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
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What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.