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Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!