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What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

What did the dirt say to the embers?

You look smoking hot.

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman says...

"Why the long face?"

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?

Hop in!

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!