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I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.