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You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"