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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."