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I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."