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What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Brutha was caught lacking
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.