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Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?

Hop in!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman says...

"Why the long face?"

What did the dirt say to the embers?

You look smoking hot.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.

When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"