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Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"