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What did one orphan say to another?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?

"Feet! Feet!"

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?

Nothing, he was hanging.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What did the Titanic say while sinking?

"It's going down."

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

What did the snail say to his ex-wife?

"I'm still leaving you!"

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."