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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!