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I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"