Say jokes
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"