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What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.

What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

What did the orphan say to his stepmom?

"I need help."