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What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃

What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Denise.

What more is there to say?

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

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