What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
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What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
You also have to learn to say no. For example: âWould you like a piece of cake?â - âNo, I would like two.â
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "Iâm still standing."
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
You canât say âdwarfâ anymore; you have to say âlittle peopleâ.
You canât say âfatâ; you have to say âplus sizeâ.
You canât say âretardâ; you have to say âdemocratâ.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
