Saw Jokes

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills

i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going

Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing

people have been telling me that you can get things for free now

the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "

A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"

I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio

So I saw the police. I yelled dumper get into the fucking yumper!

guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know

Me:I saw your parents yesterday

Orphan girl: Where

Me:The coffin was still open

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!

So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.

Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.