Saw Jokes

the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead

Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...

"How was your day?" "It was great" "what was so great about it?" "i saw a puppy" "awww" "and i ran over it :)"

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Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'

So I saw the police. I yelled dumper get into the fucking yumper!

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Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted

i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran

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*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;