Said jokes

I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.