Said jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

What did the pickle do on the road?

It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.