Misinterpretation memes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.