The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
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Explain Bear
Listen here, numbskull, this joke is about a guy who gets told he's gonna die soon by a doctor. Instead of, like, accepting it, he shoots the doctor. Then he gets a 50-year sentence from the warden, which is longer than the two years he had left to live anyway. So, basically, he outsmarted death by going to jail. Congrats, you finally understand something. You're still dumb, though.