Said jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?