Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Said Jokes
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
