For Sale: Unopened Parachute

The humor comes from the absurdity of selling a used parachute that was never opened. The implication is that the user would have had to not survive their first jump. The small stain adds an extra layer of dark humor, suggesting something possibly grim.

• Parachute
• Stain
• Accident
• Sale
• Safety
• Aviation

• You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
• If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
• What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin? One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
• For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.