Highway Accident

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The joke is based on a play on words. It suggests that you being born on a highway would explain why "most accidents happen on the highway", implying you are an accident. Get it now, dummy?

Comments (2)

Anonymous

3 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Anonymous

3 years ago

Love me my unoriginal jokes 🤌🤌💅

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