Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is based on a play on words. It suggests that you being born on a highway would explain why "most accidents happen on the highway", implying you are an accident. Get it now, dummy?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Love me my unoriginal jokes 🤌🤌💅