Safety

Safety jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Marathon

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Memes

Dye

I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.

School Bus

Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

My sister: What??

Me: A school bus filled with kids.

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  • Children

    A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

    Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

    Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

    Priest: "Fuck the children."

    Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

    Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cro-

    UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

    Woman

    What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

    The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

    Guy

    Friend: Why did you touch me?

    Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.