a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
Russian twists into a ditch dead!
Russians be like bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair
if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom:sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30 and there 18 so is it a reverse pedo? O well
I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
why did the russian cross the road?
to get to the other side
What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.