My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don’t know they just keep Putin them in.

A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.

Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: you can’t!

Stranger 2: you can

Stranger 3: how?

Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.

Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters

Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let’s try this experi-

(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)

When you’re Russian to the bathroom, and when you’re finished you’re from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European

I like this Russian girl but she hasn’t asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades?-- Because he was a Russian.

What do you call a Russian Prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch

Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov

What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number “six,” Oh no… One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said “I need to have sex.” He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, “I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me.” The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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