imagine the russians showing up late to the 1917 revoloution with a tsarbucks in hand. they were late so I guess they weren't russian. They were probaly stalin.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades?-- Because he was a Russian.
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What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea a river.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians? Winona Hider
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
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