Russia Jokes

What is are Russia’s favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack

Russiya

Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine

Russiya

We love russia we do we love russia we do we love russia we do oh russia we love you 🇷🇺

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why don’t orphans liek Russia and Germany.Because it’s the Mother and Father Land

Hailey

Like this post if you think Ukraine has what it takes to stop Russia!

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F... RUSSIA

Russia

Monkey Man

A list of War Crimes committed by Mort. -stole god’s power

Fire Bombing an orphanage -invented the kkk

-Vehicular manslaughter

-Comited mass rape

-planned 9/11

-Leader of nazis

Farted 100 times in a row Ate Arby’s food Killed a mouse Dropping 10 pounds of semen on unnamed African children Rigging the 2016 election Gang Violence Owns 4000+ brothels around the world. Bombing all 7 world wonders Capturing and exploiting schizophrenic Somalian children for labor and child soldiers. Aggravated Assault Didn’t play video games Fraud He is sus Public Nudity Being an ass Domestic Violence Pearl Harbour Bombing Voluntary Manslaughter Tax Evasion Mass Genocide Mass Murder Forgery Shop lifting Bribery Killing Batman Usurpation -Puts milk before cereal

-Bought Cyberpunk 2077 on launch

Incrimination Organized crime -Cause of the nuking on Hiroshima

Unorganized crime City-wide corruption Cyberbullying Kidnapping Violence Theft Torture Treason Armed Robbery -Unarmed Robbery

Grand Theft Auto (6) Abuse (of power, physically and psychologically) Mass destruction Child endangerment Infanticide Attempted cultural genocide Blackmail Forced confinement Assault Robbery Terrorism Public endangerment Fraud Hate crimes Slander Vandalism Coercion Stalking Responsible for the annoying ads on Porn Hub Pollution Arms Dealing Crimes against humanity Drug Possession Drug Trafficking Drug Manufacturing Embezzlement Rioting Child Abandonment Abused a pizza and multiple planets Indecent Exposure Public Intoxication Arson Fucked God Burglary Home invasion Manslaughter Child Torture Leaving the toilet seat up Organ dealing Several unpaid parking tickets Dream Stan Adultery Genocide of Twitch Simps and Soy Boys Several cases of crashing a school bus Crapping on King Julien’s Throne always respecting women Theft of 69420 cases of Botulinum toxin Driving under the influence Libel Killed U.S. hostages in WWII Cannibalism Slave owning The extinction of fifty-five different animal species Probation violation Prostitution -Trafficking Of Minors

Breaking the first two Rules of The Internet The making and use of mustard gas -Nuclear arms dealing

Human arms dealing Fucked a whiskey bottle -The assassination of JFK

Shot Franz Ferdinand Responsible for juice WRLD’s death Owning multiple children as slaves Destruction of the old communist Russia Bestiality (but with humans) Out Pizza’d the hut Used the “Heaven Concealed” Jutsu to make dinosaurs go extinct Stole the Krabby Patty secret formula Friends with Hitler and Stalin Causing 2020 Kneeling on George Floyd’s neck Mean to the nice teacher Saying bad morning instead of good morning Did a backflip and ruined everyone’s day Blackmailed Santa into giving him presents Robbing 389493 Mom Bucks Bombing Palestine Invented Tic Tok Put 6 children in animatronic suits Ate gasoline Killed Harambe Exposed Amish children to Hentai Bought and consumed Belle Delphine’s bath water collaboration with [ Redacted ] at Tiananmen Square said the n-word on multiple occasions gave Thanos and 20 others AIDS and chlamydia knows who Candice is knows what sex is but won’t tell us danced on a pole to seduce a rooster. watched Jake and Logan Paul. -is a BTS stand

Said Gay people matter Said Mr. Krabs wasn’t dummy thick Caught stuffing babies with 20Lbs of dynamite doesn’t like roblox sex doesn’t like fortnite sex Made porn with Johnny Sins Put Jelly before Peanut butter on his PB&J Gave out viagra to Pre-School Students -500TB of child pornography

-Told the crippled kid to “walk it off”

-Woke up, took a shit, got out of

ate the homework instead of the dog doing it -knows who joe is

The Founder of the KKK The Cause of 9/11 Creator Of The Deep Web Took Part of All Sorts of Terrorism he the reason one direction split up threw hands with God and won voted for Trump and Biden -rape

-likes big black cocks

simped for and virtually fucked Bella poarch -declared nuclear war on north korea

-Sex Note

-killed Lillphoenix

-ejaculating in 17 different species of fish

-is not white

-ate a nacho chip vertically

-fucked a triceratops

-said shrek was ugly

knew what the point of the mask is -somehow fucked 30 worms

-ate the old woman who swallowed a bat

-said that straws have two holes

-ejaculated onto all four ninja turtles

-fucked ur uncle and father instead of ur mom (hes kinda gay)

-reminded the teacher there was homework

-said santa wasn’t real

-Didnt Like carrots

-claims to have seen john cena

-wouldn’t stand up for the kid in the wheel chair and said the following “stand up for ur self bitch” then went to go find king Julian

-doesn’t know GEICO can save you 15% or more on car insurance

-Gassing millions of people in auschwitz

-Created auschwitz

Anonymous

Russia is worse than USSR. Russia is just Bonerless USSR

Anonymous
in Ukraine

honestly ukraine is just built to annoy russia

yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire

HASAN

Russia be like we’re strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose…

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

It's Me your boy

Ukraine vs Russia is Csgo live the movie!

Real pattyrat

Hey to the guy crying about Ukraine vs Russia. Fight me I’m here!

2pacintheback6backinthetrunk

Russia vs Ukraine is white peoples don cheedle hotel fucking Africa movie headsss

2pacintheback6backinthetrunk

Russia be like dead bodies everywhere!

Jfk jr

Russia vs Ukraine be like white on white crime hahaha war crimes more like hahaha

Oh look dead white kids! Putin and white Russians love that and Americans!

Jfk jr

Russia vs Ukraine be like Russia vs little Russia, its full if racists and vodka drinkers!

Jfk jr

Russia vs Ukraine be like that cod modern warfare mission 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣