Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Russia Jokes
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Putin's Brain:
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
