Russia jokes
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Russia—the real joke.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Russia.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!