Roses jokes

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.

His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.

The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.

The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"