Roses jokes
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.