Roses jokes

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.

Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?

Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.

Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!

Dad: Oh, hey Brick!

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.