Roses jokes

Part

  • Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

    Rose

  • Roses are red,

    I am dead.

    You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

    Cock

  • The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

    Then she said that's true.

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