Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.