Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Fat Mum Poem
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You think sellin' your kid for food is normal? I can smell the lack of brain cells from here. This is what happens when you make a 'yo mama' joke and make her extra big. It's called a roast.
Anonymous
how did you know i was adopted