Roses jokes

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"