Roses jokes
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Community talk
Rose?
Ill never let her go, I don't wanna grow up and have to marry someone else. I want the one I'm with to be the girl I marry. I want rose, I want her to be what I wake up to every morning. I love my baby 🌹🫶
was to tired to post so i post this, hope u have fun?? (in replies), (for dandypebble, rose rose's gf astronovalite, dandysworldfan, and others)??