Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.