Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)