Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.