Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red,

Lilies are white,

One race ends up dead

And the other ends up bright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏