Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

    Roast

  • Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

    Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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  • Penis

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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  • Poem

  • My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

    I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

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