Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.