Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Van

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Wine

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Laughter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Love

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Heart

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Dread

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.