Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.