Roses are red jokes

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

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Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"