Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.