Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.