Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Feminist

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Priest

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?