Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Face

  • Roses are red, violets are blue.

    My heart is dead because of you.

    Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

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  • Jew

  • Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

    Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

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  • Mom

  • Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

    Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

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  • Oven

  • Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

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