Roses are red jokes
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.