Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Monkey

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Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

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  • Fire

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    "Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

    Jew

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    Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

    Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

    Rose

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

    Poem

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    Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

    Peace

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    Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.