Roses are red jokes

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.