Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.