Roses are red jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.