Rose

Rose jokes

Parrot

  • Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

    A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

    Violet

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

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  • Wine

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

    Daddy

  • Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

    Violet

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

    Name

  • One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

    Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"