Rose

Rose Jokes

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"