Rose

Rose jokes

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Soldier

    • A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

    He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

    The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

    Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

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    Fire

    • "Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

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    • Knife

    • Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.

    You'd look great With a knife in your back.

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    • Poem

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

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    Cinderblock

    • There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

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    • Penis

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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