Rose jokes

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

I wank over Rose Watson.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.