Rose jokes
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.