Bathroom Mess

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! So, this 'poem' starts like a classic romantic one, 'Roses are red.' You know, the kind you'd write to your crush if you weren't a total dunce. But then, BAM! It hits you with 'I need a broom' and 'I just shit all over the bathroom.' You, my friend, probably didn't see that coming, did you? The joke is that it totally subverts your expectations of a sweet little poem with something super gross and unexpected. It's funny because it's so inappropriate for the format. It's like you trying to bake a cake and just putting dirt in it. Hilarious, but also a disaster, just like that bathroom!