Rose jokes

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.