Rose jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.