Roses are red Violet are blue ur dad bought you
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
