Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
*sigh* Roses are red Vilots are blue you are so ugly do not tell me that is really you
You so ugly you make onions cry
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
