Roast jokes

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!