Roast jokes

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.