Roast jokes
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Someday you'll go far.
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
But when?
You built like you in the 1980's!