Roast jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.