Roast

Roast jokes

Trash

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

Victim

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Head

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

School Shooter

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Mistake

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Mum

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Slap

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Insult

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Classmate

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Orphan

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Look

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.