Roast jokes
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Stop it why offends... asf.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Trevor is a bitch.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Sus
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.