Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom being so darn overweight that when she grabs the TV remote, she accidentally squishes it because, well, she's just that big. It's a simple but effective way to poke fun at someone's size. You are so out of shape, I bet you can't even do 10 pushups!