Roast jokes
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.