Roast jokes

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.