By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
ill call your mom a cow but which one
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child Student: sorry to hear Teacher:is anyone missing today Student: Your parents
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
