Roast jokes

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"