Roast jokes
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.