Roast Jokes

i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube

yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child Student: sorry to hear Teacher:is anyone missing today Student: Your parents

Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up

You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted

Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother

Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.

Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!

U look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like

I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars

Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper