Roast

Roast Jokes

Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face

I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat

Call me fat you call me fat because you think that you’re pretty but you ain’t you’re just a musty dusty rusty Cardi B

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.