Roast jokes

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.