Roast jokes
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.